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Homer Jay Simpson, Sr., also known as Homer Samson, Homie, Home-boy, Colonel Homer, Dancin’ Homer, Homer Thompson, Max Power, Cornelius Talmadge, El Homo, and The Pie Man, is the spouse of Marge Simpson and the father of Bart Simpson, Lisa Simpson, and Maggie Simpson.

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